These hilarious road signs remind me of bad, pun-based taglines. Want to have a giggle? Check them out!
It’s tempting to roast this road sign writer for creating whirly, twirly messages rather than short, blunt, clear, live-saving ones. However, I actually think he or she has done a fine job of keeping everyone safe. If I was driving along this vast stretch of road dotted with dotty signs, I’d be freakishly alert.
Caution, 14 funny road signs ahead.
Don’t drink and write.
“Drive on horse power not on rum power”
It’s official. Dirty, gravelly roads are female. (?!)
“Be gentle on my curves”
Life-saving rhyme arrived just in time.
“Brake the speed that’s the need”
Unless you’re a piece of excavation equipment.
“Do your dozing in bed”
Spelling errors can be deadly too, for grammar nerds anyway.
“Speed thrils but kills”
When sign-writing gets tough, start plagiarising songs from the 80’s.
“When going gets tough the tough gets going”
It’s good to be driven
“Good drive is seldom hurt”
A logical, literary alternative to ‘better late than never’.
“Mr late better than late Mr”
Perhaps the sign writer should take their own advice
“Put fuel into the vehicle not booze into you”
What if she couldn’t make it? Leisure is so unreliable!
“Mountains are pleasure only if you drive with leisure”
Terror that tip toes
“Danger creeps when safety sleeps”
But on all other roads, go nuts!
“Accidents are prohibited on this road”
Patience is a virtue, when reading these signs.
“Impatient on road patient in hospital”
Roads that fall in love with humans. It’s probably a thing.
“Darling I want you but not so fast”
Like me, you might think these road signs are similar to bad or funny taglines. One thing’s for sure, they’d certainly keep the road interesting!
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(Unfortunately I don’t have any photo credits for these images, they were sent to me via email.)
